Obvious questions

There are some obvious questions that you tend to get from friends in India when you travel to US for the first time, like
Visited a strip club?
You still a Virgin?
Got urself a chick?
..... as if it is mandatory that you loose your virginity here or it's land meant to lose your virginity or there are chicks waitng for desi dood's to sweep them off their feet and make love to them (i mean 'have sex').
Might be they think that it's easy, go to a bar/club/pub, drink, dance and wake up the next day with a girl in your bed. Hope that was the case, I would consider myself lucky. Damn lucky.

Might be some of the hollywood movies are to be blamed for this. A guy meets a girl, they talk, have some cofee/drink and next we see the girl dressing up in the guys room after the act.
But what we don't understand is that first 'it's a movie' and second 'the rules are different when it comes to desi's ' (I don't know what the rules are, else i would be blogging about them rather than this topic)

Why we Indian guys so desparate? I rememeber some stand-up comedian refering to us as 'Downloading bast****'.

Hope i won't be asked these questions anymore but incase you are asked such questions the best way to answer it is 'NoComments', just leaving some room for doubt and giving your friends something to discuss over their weekend drink.